turklet:

when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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shadowaliveandwell:

wow remember when Tommy Pickles was motherfucking Moses

shadowaliveandwell:

wow remember when Tommy Pickles was motherfucking Moses

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augustaugusta:

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

What even is funny? Everything

augustaugusta:

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

What even is funny? Everything

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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